Most doctors unsure of when to use a colonoscopy and when to use a semicolonoscopy

Washington (Concocted News)--Seventy-two percent of doctors queried in a new survey admitted they are often unsure when to use a colonoscopy and when to use a semicolonoscopy as a diagnostic tool.  The doctors say they can’t remember which procedure is used preceding a complex list of other ailments and which is used to separate two complete ideas.

The grammar/medical procedure confusion is not restricted to intrusive anal procedures.  Sixty-four percent of doctors say that they thought when people are sleeping and can’t wake up that they’re in a comma.