Denver (Concocted News)--A man who previously had been up a Shit Creek without a paddle has now acquired a paddle and ironically can’t seem to locate a Shit Creek. Jerimiah Renfro says he jumped out of a canoe on Shit Creek a week ago and finally was able to make his way to outdoor supply store where he purchased the paddle. “Now, I got me a paddle but the creek is eluding me,” says Renfro.
Renfro plans to look for the creek for another three days. If he still can’t find it he will return the paddle and use the money to buy a GPS.
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