Back Hills, Alabama (Concocted News)--Members of a group who call themselves “birthers” because they steadfastly maintain President Barrack Obama was not born in the U.S. have upped the ante and now allege that he was not born on earth. “Previously, we thought he was born in some other country where English ain’t the first language, but now we think he was born on some other planet,” explained J. Wiley Wickham, head of a coalition of right-wing pundits, conspiracy theorists, and untreated schizophrenics. “He just don’t seem earthy to us.”
Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate has been made part of the public record but reading does not seem to be the forte of this particular group. “I don’t believe some trumped-up document when I got my own eyes and ears and brain,” said Wickham. Wickham said his group is not prepared to name the planet where they believe Obama was born but they don’t think it was Mercury or Saturn because those are the names of American made cars.
“I’m sure it’s some Muslim sounding named planet where he’s from,” said Wickham. “Something like Neptuneasia or whatnot.”
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