Man shuts down Texas Roadkill House Restaurant, admits it was bad idea

Houston, Texas (Concocted News)--Herman Johnson says he has shuttered the doors on his restaurant, Texas Roadkill House,  because the business never took off like he imagined.

"I'm a little flabbergasted," said Johnson surveying his menu which included such entrees as Squirrel in a Tire Sauce and Armadillo con Gravel.   "I guess I just misunderestimated the taste buds, smarts, and good sense of Americans," said Johnson.

The restaurant opened 3 months ago to fanfare and great hope, but only seven customers actually ate at the restaurant with six of those being an inbred family from Southern Arkansas.

"They got it.  They understood what a delicacy Raccoon Suateed in Leaked Motor Oil really is," added Johnson as he forlornly removed the last fox skin table cloth from the dining room.