Alien civilizations reveal that Earth is considered the Alabama of planets

Earth (Concocted News)--Two Alien civilizations made their first formal visit to Earth today and confirmed the worst fears of mankind; that Earth is considered the Alabama of all inhabited planets.

"We pretty much tell Earth jokes all of the time," said Zenar who hails from a planet 2,000 light years from Earth.  "You know,  we tell jokes about marrying your cousin....Deliverance jokes, things like that.  We do it primarily because we consider you hicks," said Zenar.

Another Alien, Ramsnixlian from the Planet Sixtar said Earth is the second dumbest planet in the Cosmos behind only a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri that's considered the Arkansas of planets.

The Aliens picked up a six pack of Mountain Dew and three tins of Skoal as souvenirs as they prepared to return to their planets.

"You probably won't hear from us again unless our worlds suffer from an unexpected shortage of sleeveless t-shirts or pink lipstick," said Zenar in a parting shot.