(Concocted News)--Aug 1, 2012 --Sheridan resident, Hank Brownstone, 74, reported he received his one millionth unsolicited credit card offer in the mail today and once again shredded the information.
"If you ask me, I think the shredding machine manufacturers are owned by banks," said Brownstone. "I'm on my ninth shredder in the last four years."
Brownstone who has received 350,000 offers from Chase, 245,000 offers from Citibank, 230,000 offers from Capital One, 174,999 offers from Bank America, and one mysterious offer from the First Bank of Dave, said he is fed up with the constant offers. "If I could afford to move, I would," said Brownstone, "But with 2.7 million dollars of credit card debt it makes it unlikely I could get a mortgage loan."
Brownstone, who is on a fixed income, says he counting on cashing in his change at the local Coinstar machine as one possible method he could use to pay off his massive debt.
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