Saturday, August 3, 2013

Insurance instructor out drones drone


Noblesville, IN (Concocted News)--Insurance instructor, Randy Montgomery, proved that he is indeed capable of out droning even the most advanced drone in the world when he spent 3 hours talking about Insurance Law earlier this week.

"This drone thing is not new," said Montgomery, "I've been droning on about Insurance for 20 years."

Unlike flying drones, which can kill, Montgomery's droning usually only results in a few people falling asleep.

Montgomery prides himself on keeping his style of droning "insurance specific".  He has, thus far, steadfastly refused to use his ability to drone to attack enclaves of suspected terrorists or to surreptitiously spy on American citizens.



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