New York (Concocted News)--Fed up with cheating in baseball, God today said that he has issued an Afterlife Suspension from baseball for A-Rod.
"Look, I'm not sure what Major League Baseball is going to do, but I wanted to send a clear message. If you want to play for Heaven's team, you have to play clean."
A-Rod had been expected to start for Heaven after he passed away, most likely hitting second in front of DiMaggio and Ruth.
"We need a third basemen," said Casey Stengel, Heaven's manager. "But we can't tolerate these idiots taking performance enhancing drugs. It was bad enough with Babe Ruth. He was dead three years before we finally got him to stop drinking."
When asked what Heaven would do now for a third basemen, God smiled and said, "Brooks Robinson is 76. So, we may have the position filled very soon."
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