Man Claims Tissue Box Able to Travel Between Dimensions

Indiana (Concocted News)--A man claimed yesterday that a tissue box in his car is able to travel interdimensionally.  Les Lawson, a 38-year old Indianapolis resident, says he’s convinced the tissue box in his car peridoically travels to another dimension and then returns without notice. 

Lawson made the claim after reaching into the backseat of his car while driving and not feeling the tissue box on the seat where he had placed it earlier in the week.  

“I know that’s where it was,” says Lawson, who claims to have extraordinary recall.  “I’ve been told I have a photogenic memory.” 

 Lawson believes his tissue box is an  intelligence collection system for an advanced alternate universe and therefore disappears unexpectedly as it traverses to an unseen plane of existence with it’s surreptiously collected intelligence.  

“See, my car ain’t that big, and for the tissue box to suddenly not be where I put it and later end up somewhere else in my car.....is just creepy,”  said Lawson.  

When asked if it were possible that the tissue box slid off the seat when he stopped too quickly and that’s why it ended up under another seat or elsewhere in the car, Lawson said that such an explanation seemed “ridiculous.”