Sociologist says all people who stereotype others are “stupid idiots”

Champaign, ILL (Concocted News)--Sociologist and University of Illinois professor, Dr. Frank Strand, says his research indicates that all people who stereotype others are “stupid idiots.”  Dr. Strand announced his findings at a press conference yesterday.  “We found that 100 percent of people who label other people are stupid idiots and sub-morons,” said Dr. Strand.   Dr. Strand admitted his research was based on interviews with only six people but he was able to extrapolate the data to apply to everyone who stereotypes another person.

The new study was Dr. Strand’s second important piece of research released during the past year.  In late 2008, Dr. Strand concluded that anorexic people are much less likely to talk with their mouth full than people who do not have an eating disorder.