Man on hunger strike for better benefits and wages gives up after ten minutes

Indianapolis (Concocted News)--Jack Towson a 24-year old Indianapolis man has stopped his hunger strike he began in an effort to get better benefits and wages. Towson stopped the hunger strike ten minutes into it after suddenly realizing he worked in a bakery.  Towson had the support of several co-workers who also were apparently unaware that they worked in a bakery.

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"Management's arguments were not persuasive in the least, but it's hard to argue with a bear claw," said Towson.  " I think hunger strikes can be an effective strategy in bringing about change, but not if you work in a dumb bakery."

Towson has now altered his hunger strike and says he'll eat no more alligators until his pay is increased  twenty-five cents an hour.

Bakery manager, Sam Dison said, "He's playing hardball.  No doubt about it."